Lamps to leave Chelsea?

Note:I don't know rather to believe this because it's the Sun and they're usually full of shit, but oh well.

FRANK LAMPARD is reluctantly poised to quit Chelsea after contract talks between him and the club sensationally collapsed.
Heartbroken Lamps wanted to see out his career at Stamford Bridge.
But he is now likely to complete a move to either Barcelona, Real Madrid or Juventus — unless Chelsea make a dramatic and unexpected last-ditch attempt to keep him.
But one Stamford Bridge insider warned: "That is highly unlikely. This looks like the end of the road for Frank and Chelsea." Lampard could even start to buy himself out of his existing deal under a new FIFA ruling — as he has served more than three years of the contract — and make himself available for a knockdown £9million. The news comes after an emergency board meeting failed to agree a new offer for the England midfielder. Lampard had gone public on his desire to stay at Chelsea but his hopes of a five-year deal look shattered.
from:newsoftheworld.co.uk

Posh to build new LA mansion?

Victoria Beckham plans to recreate her and David's Madrid home in California - to ease his blues about leaving Spain. Posh, 33, hopes that modelling the family's new LA mansion on the Moroccan feel of their Spanish property will help her soccer star spouse adjust to his new country. 'She knows it is unusual for an English couple in Los Angeles to have Moroccan touches everywhere but feels it will help David and the boys,' a friend tells the Daily Express. 'They need to make the emotional and cultural transition from Madrid to Hollywood.' The couple and their three sons - Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz - will move Stateside this summer as David has signed a five-year £128 million deal with LA Galaxy. 'David has been talking about how much he will miss siestas so Victoria is even thinking of a day room where they can rest in the afternoon,' says their pal. 'They are also considering hiring a Spanish chef.' Looks like your missus has got everything sussed, Becks.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Rooney blasted for wheelie bin encouragement

Wayne Rooney has been criticised by a road safety organisation for urging kids to kick footballs into wheelie bins in the road. The 21-year-old Man U striker is promoting a Coca-Cola contest to find Britain's top street players for a match. Participants have to kick a ball into a bin in the road. But Campaign group Brake called it 'extremely dangerous'. And Liverpool council, who tried to ban street soccer said it was 'totally irresponsible', reports the Sun.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Posh planning for worse?

The strain of moving to LA is taking its toll on Victoria and David Beckham...
Panicking Posh, 33, is so afraid that her marriage to David Beckham, 32, could break down that she's already made plans to take on the US on her own. Friends say that cracks have been appearing in their relationship for months. The couple are said to be feeling the strain and slowly drifting apart after a series of rows. A work associate of Posh tells Now: 'David and Victoria have rarely been pictured together in the last six months and it's noticeable among their mutual colleagues that a rift's been brewing for a long time. 'He's spending all his time in Madrid and she's jetting between London and Los Angeles. Recently, David's had far more freedom and has seen a lot more of his male friends. 'Ultimately, Victoria feels they're growing apart and want different things. So she has a plan to make it big in the States independent of her husband. 'She hopes that her reality TV show will be a hit and that a Spice Girls reunion in the summer will raise her profile. Her sister Louise has told friends that she's moving to LA to be near Victoria in case she and David split up.' A spokesperson for the Beckhams declined to comment.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Gemma is a liar according to Ronaldo's mom

Gemma Atkinson has been talking about her romance with Cristiano Ronaldo for months but - shock, horror! – his mum reckons they've never been an item. Dolores Aveiro, 54, insists – from her home in Portugal – they are not dating, and that her Cris has never even had a fling with Gemma. 'He doesn't have a girlfriend,' Dolores tells The Sun. 'I put my hands in the fire as he did not go with the girl people say is his girlfriend. I don't know her and don't care if she's beautiful.' No paparazzi photographer has ever managed to snap Cris and Gemma, both 22, together and the Man United player has never spoken about the ex-Hollyoaks star. So is Gemma, who's currently overseas on a calendar shoot, embellishing the truth – a lot? Her mates say not. 'I've seen the texts they send and they're definitely boyfriend and girlfriend,' says one.
from nowmagazine.co.uk

Posh goes to sex shop in LA

LOOKS like DAVID BECKHAM is in for a real treat.
His wife VICTORIA was snapped visiting a fetish store in Hollywood yesterday.

Staff at Pleasure Chest sex shop were stunned when the former Spice girl dropped in for a browse.
Blow me ... Posh doll
An onlooker said: "Victoria was in the store for about 45-minutes taking a good look around.
"She couldn't stop giggling."
She was joined by a camera crew who were filming for the star's forthcoming Stateside reality show.
Later the quirky fashionista proved she is a real doll by playing a cracking prank on waiting LA photographers.
Her security team took a blow-up doll that resembled Posh for a drive round the city before stopping at a jewellery store.
Victoria ... what a doll!
As snappers clamoured to get a shot of Mrs B, her minders opened the car door and pulled out the effigy, complete with trademark sunglasses and a blonde wig.
The joke - which will also be featured on Victoria’s show - proves to the critics she can laugh at herself.
from:thesun.co.uk

Congrads!Elen Rives gives birth to a baby girl!

As if winning the FA Cup wasn't enough of a reason for Frank Lampard to celebrate this weekend, his girlfriend gave birth to his daughter. Elen Rives had 6lb 8oz baby girl Isla delivered by caesarean at 1.52pm yesterday. The new mum, 29, was not expecting the baby for another two weeks, but after joining Frank and his team mates at a celebratory bash on Saturday night, little Isla decided it was time to enter the world. She's is a little sister for the couple's first child, Luna, who was born in August 2005. According to a spokesman mum and daughter are doing well.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

GEMMA ATKINSON:STFU!

GEMMA ATKINSON IS A TOOL:]
I honestly don't understand how the hell she is dating Cristiano Ronaldo if she can't even get his mom's name right.Frankly, maybe she was a one night stand and the bitch is a crazy ass stalker like that.Or she's just a attention slut....yet most likely a attention slut.She has a 34F, medically enhanced of course.How retarded is that shit!!WHO HONESTLY WANTS TITS THAT BIG...what was that?.....NO ONE DOES.

Screw bras she needs a friggin hammock for those monsterous fake tits.I hope she never ever ever becomes popular in the US.She'll be another Paris Hilton and god everyone hates her, but most people still kiss her ass or they're to stupid to see how dumb of person she is.Let's just say it: GEMMA ATKINSON ISN'T THE BRIGHTEST CRAYON IN THE BOX,probably the dimmest.

Posh gets SHAFTED by NBC

Posh's first telly series in America has been dumped from mainstream TV, even before hitting the screens. The six-part reality show, which details the Beckhams move to the States, was due to air on major US network NBC. But last night the station said the six-part series has been relegated to the network's sister cable station Bravo. 'This is a delicate situation for Victoria,' a source tells the Star. 'She doesn't mind being on Bravo, but the idea was to help launch her in America to a new audience, on a main-stream channel. Now that is not the case.'
We imagine Mrs Beckham is not amused.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Joe Cole proposes to Carly Zucker

As if Alex Curran's impending nuptials weren't exciting enough, another WAG has gone and got herself engaged. Chelsea midfielder Joe Cole, 25, proposed to his girlfriend Carly Zucker, 24, on Friday night after a swanky dinner at top London restaurant The Ivy. The England player got down on one knee with a £50,000 ring at the couple's Surrey mansion and it's thought the pair will marry at the end of next year's football season. 'Joe is over the moon,' a source tells The Sun. 'He's so in love with Carly and reckons that her saying yes is the best thing that ever happened to him.'
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Cheryl Cole loves sex with Ashley

Cheryl Cole has revealed she thinks there's nothing more important than sex with hubby Ashley Cole. She wants her man to be loved-up and content. The Girls Aloud babe, who married footie player Ashley, 26, last year, says keeping him happy between the sheets is No 1 priority. 'Sex with Ashley is more important to me than all the money in the world,' she explains. 'Sex makes me happy, money doesn't. And Ashley makes me feel sexy, he's fantastic.' The singer also reveals the pair plan on having kids in the near future. 'We definitely want children in the next couple of years,' she tells Sunday magazine, 'but I'm in no rush. I want to enjoy time with Ashley without any responsibilities.'
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Well shit, if he was my husband I would be too.

Abbey Clancy denies that she insulted Posh at the World Cup

Peter Crouch's girlfriend Abbey Clancy says she can't believe how many things are made up about her - including the fact that she and the Liverpool ace had called it quits. 'We never broke up,' she reveals. 'And as long as we know we're happy, that's the main thing.' Abbey, 21, also insists she's never been rude to top WAG Posh. It was claimed that she left Posh, 33, red-faced at last year's World Cup after saying she'd asked for the Spice Girl's autograph at concert when she was just 10 years old. 'I didn't say that,' she laughs. 'I've only said "Hi" to her. I've no idea where it came from.' So is she, in fact, bezzy mates with other WAGs? 'No, erm, well yes, I know them and I like them, but Peter and I have got our own separate mates,' she tells Celebs On Sunday. 'But I was with Alex (Curran) at Coleen's party and we see each other at footballing events.'
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Footballers reach out to help the search for Maddie

Football stars Cristiano Ronaldo and John Terry have made appeals for the return of missing British toddler Madeleine McCann.

Manchester United and Portugal star Ronaldo said anyone with information about the three-year-old's disappearance should come forward.
"I was very upset to hear of the abduction of Madeleine McCann," he told MUTV, the TV channel of Manchester United.
"I appeal to anyone with information to come forward.
"Please come forward."
Chelsea captain Terry, flanked by his Portuguese team-mate Paulo Ferreira, said Maddie's family were going through a terrifying ordeal.
"We were devastated to hear that young Maddie was abducted," he said.
"Our thoughts and feelings go out to her parents, her family and we are urging anyone out there with any information at all, please, please, please come forward.
"It's terrifying thing for her family to go through. She's only young so please, please, please come forward."

Paulo Ferreira and John Terry
Portuguese police say they have interviewed more 100 people, 500 apartments have been searched and 350 pieces of information are being looked at.
But a press conference descended into chaos as the man leading the inquiry accused the media of hampering the investigation.
Chief inspector Oligeario Sousa rounded on reporters as they asked for more information.
Portuguese law prevents police from releasing information about the case while they search for a suspect.
Mr Sousa said earlier reports that a man had been spotted with a child matching Maddie's description in Nelas, in the north of the country, were false.
Local detectives have been criticised over the handling of the case since the three-year-old went missing from a holiday complex in Portugal last Thursday.
A senior child protection expert earlier told Sky News that British police must be drafted in urgently to help investigate the abduction.
Two child abduction experts have arrived in Portugal from the UK to help in the inquiry, Sky News crime correspondent Martin Brunt said.

Maddie has been missing since Thursday
British detectives are reported to be probing British paedophiles with links to the Algarve.
Former detective Mark Williams-Thomas, now a leading child protection expert, said the British police are among the world leaders in this kind of inquiry.
"The British police have gained a real insight and expertise into this kind of crime. They would handle it differently, " he said.
"Any inquiry should focus on three elements: access, opportunity and motive. It's about establishing how rather than why.
"A house-to-house search is the first thing to do, then a media appeal asking for information and sightings, giving a description and timeline."
Away from the centre of the resort, half-built or derelict buildings lie dotted around scrubland where sniffer dog teams have concentrated their searches.
"The fact that teams are now searching these areas for a second time suggests the police either have direct intelligence or it's to deflect criticism should anything turn up at a later stage."
from:news.sky.com/skynews/home

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Danielle Lloyd gets her ass kicked

Danielle Lloyd has been hurt during an argument over two football stars. She gashed her leg as she was pushed off a table by a clubber who saw her as a love rival. The 23-year-old CBB star, who recently dumped cheating boyfriend and Charlton striker Marcus Bent, apparently angered a mystery blonde by flirting with footballers Jerome Pennant and Jerome Thomas at London's Paper club. 'This girl had spent all evening dancing with the players,' a source tells the Sun. 'Danielle rolled up very drunk and was all over both the players. She kept pushing and bumping this girl. 'The blonde pushed Danielle off the table and she cut her leg quite badly. She left the club soon after.' Watch out, Dani, winning the war of the WAGS is a tough business.
from:nowmagazine.co.uk

Danielle Lloyd says goodbye to footballers

DEFIANT WAG Danielle Lloyd has shown her new lover the red card after he cheated, saying: “I’m done with footballers.”Beauty Dani, who is recovering after a painful breast operation, ended her two-month fling with Charlton’s Marcus Bent.He bedded a blonde air hostess while brave Dani went through two gruelling ops in a fortnight.Now the model, who used to date England star Teddy Sheringham, has ditched Bent and sworn she will never be a WAG again.Speaking about her latest heart-break Dani said: “I’ve spoken to Marcus and it’s true. I’m obviously very disappointed with him and it’s gutting. Boys will be boys and footballers are the worst boys of all. I guess now it’s definitely no more footballers for me. “But I won’t let this set me back. I am going to enjoy being single and happy again and spend some time with my mates.”Last night Dani decided to put her latest torment behind her for a night on the tiles with her gal pals.She dressed up in her glad rags and enjoyed being single and flirty during the girly evening out.Marcus, 28, has been Dani’s rock during her latest cancer scare in the last few weeks. She had to have a potentially dangerous lump removed from her breast.But while Marcus was standing by Dani’s side he was also bedding air hostess Kirsty Fisher, 33.He was caught red-handed having an affair with the mum-of-one last month and has bombarded her with steamy text messages.They even had a secret date at the Lowry Hotel, Salford, Manchester, the night before Charlton’s match against Blackburn last week.Kirsty even gave Marcus an emotional ultimatum, telling him to choose between her and Dani.The latest heartache is the second time sizzling hot Scouser Dani, 23, has been cheated on by a footballer. The former Miss Great Britain previously dated West Ham ace Teddy, 41, for a year.They broke up after she came out of the Celebrity Big Brother house in January to rumours he had also slept with someone else.But this time Dani, who has been pals with Marcus for years, wants to try and rescue the friendship.She added: “We’ve been mates a long time, and that’s what’s important. We’ll try and save that and see if we can carry on as we were before we became close.“He’s been a great support while I’ve been through everything.”
from:dailystar.co.uk

Ronaldo and Rooney (Beauty and the Beast LMFAO J/K) recieving possible poision laced letters

MANCHESTER United stars are being terrorised by sick letters packed with “poison”.Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo have both received the threatening letters stuffed with a white powder.Manager Sir Alex Ferguson and two other unnamed United stars have had similar hate mail.The letter to Fergie, 65, contained the menacing message: “Why did you open this letter you silly bastard? You’ll be dead in 20 minutes.”Insiders say the packages have spread fear around the club, even though tests have shown the powder to be harmless.Forensic experts say the powdery granules were probably sugar, but the club has still been placed on high alert.One insider said: “Even though this has turned out to be a nasty hoax, it has really shaken everyone up. And the feeling is it could be the start of something even more sinister. “If some crank has got it in for the players, there is nothing to say he won’t step up his campaign and something deadly could be in the next batch.”The letters were opened at the club’s Carrington training ground in Manchester by admin staff, who immediately called police.The first arrived when, Fergie and the squad – including Rooney, 21, and Ronaldo, 22 – were in Italy for Wednesday night’s Champions League match against AC Milan, which they lost 3-0. Three staff members were taken to hospital as a precaution, and the ground was sealed off by police and firefighters. The other letters arrived later this week. Now all mail to anyone connected with the squad or management is vetted before being opened.United declined to comment about the incidents yesterday.But a spokesman for Greater Manchester Police said: “It would appear all of the packages have been sent by the same person.“Tests have been carried out on the substance and it has been established it was not harmful.“Officers are continuing to investigate and nobody has been injured.” Officers believe the threatening packages could be the work of a Manchester City fan trying to unsettle United ahead of two big matches.Fergie’s letter dropped ahead of the Milan game, while the others arrived on the eve of today’s lunchtime match at City.A police source said of the City fan theory: “That is the automatic assumption in a week when United have two enormous games.“There is no other reason to launch such a sinister campaign, unless it is designed to panic players and staff.“Although the substances were harmless, we are working hard to discover who is behind it.”Forensic experts have been examining the letters for finger- prints and conducting tests to find out whether DNA can be recovered from the gum on the seals.
from:dailystar.co.uk

Posh's gift to Becks

TRENDY birthday boy Becks gets a fitting present from Posh yesterday - a £20,000 fashion spree.
She took David, 32, on a surprise tour of London's Savile Row and treated him to a £14,000 watch, a £4,500 suit, £1,900 handmade shoes and nearly £400 in posh shirts.
Becks couldn't hide his delight at the makeover, which sadly didn't involve ditching the phone hanging from his belt.

Victoria, 33 - who had spent £16,000 on a jet to whisk him from Madrid for the day - later took him out for dinner.
They were joined at the swanky restaurant by her old Spice Girl bandmates Emma Bunton and Geri Halliwell, who had TV comic David Walliams in tow.
One of Posh's pals said of the birthday treat: "She got permission from Real Madrid but David had no idea what for. He was really touched that she spent so much time arranging everything and he loved every minute."
from:mirror.co.uk