THIS JUST IN:JOSE MOURIHNO IS A PSYCHO!!

Jose Mourihno responded to seeing Manchester United all but snatch Chelsea’s Premiership title by launching another astonishing attack on Cristiano Ronaldo — this time insulting his family and ridiculing his lack of education.Mourinho accused United winger Ronaldo, who is also Portuguese, of "not showing maturity and respect" and attributed that to a "difficult childhood" with "no education".Chelsea’s manager has become embroiled in a war of words with the double PFA Player of the Year after complaining that United led a charmed life when it came to penalty decisions.Ronaldo replied that Mourinho "does not know how to admit his own failures" and the Stamford Bridge boss reacted by branding the 22-year-old "a liar".Then, in the aftermath of Chelsea’s 2-2 draw at home to Bolton on Saturday which saw them slip five points behind Premiership leaders United, Mourinho was asked about comments Sir Alex Ferguson had made in response to the row.Mourinho said: "It’s a game where a kid had some statements not very . . . not showing maturity and respect, maybe difficult childhood, no education, maybe the consequence of that. Sir Alex felt he had to protect his boy. But normal things . . . I have no problems with him (Ferguson). I have no problem with the boy."Ferguson will not appreciate the remarks about his player, who had an impoverished background in Madeira, from someone who had a privileged upbringing and a university education. Ronaldo’s father Dinnis, a council gardener, died from kidney problems after a long battle against alcoholism. His mother Dolores was forced to take jobs as a cleaner and a cook and Ronaldo grew up in a tiny, tin-roofed shack.Mourinho also came under subtle attack from Rafa Benitez, whose Liverpool side will seek to overturn a 1-0 deficit when they play Chelsea in the second leg of the Champions League semifinal at Anfield tomorrow.Benitez claimed Mourinho is under severe pressure, saying: "Chelsea have spent more money than anyone else in the world in the last five years. They have spent millions and they need to win trophies. If they cannot win the league now they will be under real pressure."They are the favourites. We are the underdogs."Mourinho, meanwhile, is understood to be unimpressed that his German midfielder Michael Ballack chose to have surgery on Friday night on an ankle injury that will rule him out for 10 days, jeopardising his chances of appearing in key end-of-season matches.
from:dailymail.co.uk

Gemma's stuck on Ronaldo

THANKS to the wonders of the world wide web, news of Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Gemma Atkinson comes with a slideshow.Now while mum and dad learn via the papery News of the World how Gemma likes to strip for her footballer, the web version allows daughter to ape Gemma’s moves in the training ground of her own bedroom and son to extend the sticky fingers of adolescence in his.Now at last The News of the World can truly claim to be the family newspaper.And here is Gemma to tell us: "I trained as a stripper for Hollyoaks so I'm really good. I've got a couple of wicked moves up my sleeve."Gemma, an assisted 32DD, is rarely seen in anything as demure as sleeves. But whatever the outfit, Gemma takes her clothes off to the dulcet tones of Lionel Richie. "He's got a lovely voice,” says Gemma, “it gets me in the mood."But what’s this? GEMMA’S RE-UNITED,” announces the People’s headline. And no, Gemma has not been re-united with a favourite pair of knickers flung to the darker reaches of chez Ronaldo as Richie’s Stuck On You legato reached climax.Gemma has been re-united with Manchester United’s Ronaldo.It seems their relationship is not as smooth as a lap-dancer’s pole and the couple had a break in play. Why they split we are uncertain. But now they are back together.And Gemma is stripping. This will keep Ronaldo happy. But what if he did cheat on her, for argument's sake?Says Gemma in the NOTW: “I'd dump him immediately. The best revenge is getting on with life and showing what a good time you're having."Or, failing that, Gemma could always try locking Ronaldo in the house and playing Richie’s oeuvre at full throat. Or leaving her used knickers in the oven…
from:anorak.co.uk

Magazines fight for rights to some of England's top footballers wedding pictures

HELLO! and OK magazines are locked in a bidding war to secure the wedding rights of England's best footballers.
The celebrity mags both want to sign Chelsea captain John Terry, Manchester United star Gary Neville and teammate Michael Carrick.
England captain Terry, 26, and fiancee Toni Poole, 24, are negotiating a six-figure contract to snap them tying the knot near their £2.5million mansion in Oxshott, Surrey on June 15.

Next day, Neville, 32, weds Emma Hadfield, 24, at Manchester and 25-year-old Carrick marries Lisa Roughhead, 24, in Leicestershire.
OK have already tied up Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard's wedding to Mirror columnist Alex Curran on the same day.
Neither magazine would comment on the bidding frenzy last night.
David Beckham will be best man at former teammate Neville's ceremony and singer James Blunt will entertain guests afterwards.
from:mirror.co.uk

Posh and Becks Mansion in L.A.?

THIS is the £15 million mansion Posh and Becks want to snap up — and look who's already Cruised into the neighbourhood.
Superstar pals Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes live next door to the SEVEN-BEDROOM dream home in Beverly Hills — and that's one of the reasons the Beckhams are so keen on it.
This house has a TENNIS COURT, HOME CINEMA and massive SWIMMING POOL.
The master suite provides views over Los Angeles and there are six other bedrooms, SEVEN bathrooms and a separate GUEST APARTMENT.

Ideal
The ranch-style interior has an open-plan kitchen, lounge and bar, and a massive reception room. Outside, there is a plush entertaining area under a verandah and SIX fountains. The long sweeping drive and secluded grounds will provide security and privacy.
And the two-acre landscaped garden backs on to Tom and Katie's place —pretty handy if the Beckhams ever run out of sugar or need to know more about Scientology.
Victoria, 33, and David, 31, have been hunting for a new home since he signed for the LA Galaxy soccer team earlier this year. They are expected to complete the move to America with kids Brooklyn, eight, Romeo, four and two-year-old Cruz in July.
A source close to the couple said: "It's been a long process trying to find the ideal home but this one ticks the most boxes.
"Despite the lavish gardens and incredible luxury it needs a bit of work but the fact that it is so close to Tom and Katie's house is ideal for Victoria.
"If everything's in order they'll sign the paperwork. The work should be done by the time they are ready to move in."
Posh and Katie struck up a friendship at Paris Fashion Week last year. The Beckhams then went to Katie and Tom's wedding in Italy in November.
Neighbours of the Cruises last night confirmed representatives of the Beckhams had checked out the pad.
One said: "We have heard that Beckham has looked at the property and put in an offer. They love the home — and the fact it is near their friends."
from:newsoftheworld.co.uk

Mourihno ALMOST admits losing the title

Damn him.He finally says something worth believing and then he just says but we have plenty of football left to play.3 GAMES IS PLENTLY LEFT?!?What a tool, JUST ADMIT DEFEAT!Anyways, here's the article.

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Jose Mourinho conceded Chelsea had 'almost' lost their grip on the Premiership title after failing to beat Bolton at Stamford BridgeUnited are now five points clear at the top after fighting back from two goals down to beat Everton 4-2 at Goodison Park and with just three games to play, Sir Alex Ferguson's side are favourites to land the crown.
A second-half equaliser from Kevin Davies pegged Chelsea back and despite all their late pressure, Mourinho's side had to settle for a share of spoils in a 2-2 draw.
Mourinho declared: "I feel sad but I have a big game on Tuesday night and that's a good thing in this situation. We have no time to be sad.
"But it is almost lost, almost. In football, almost is always a big question mark. It is not over because mathematically there is a chance and when the chance is there, we have to believe and chase the opportunity you have.
"At this moment we have to win and we have to wait. It is much more difficult. Manchester United, in this moment, feel very, very close. They have to lose two games and we have to win all three.
"They don't feel pressure and feel quite confident. They can come to Stamford Bridge, lose and still be champions.
"They are very, very close to it. But we win things as a team and we lose as a team. We do it together in both the good and bad moments."
Bolton failed to quell rising speculation that manager Sam Allardyce will leave the club in the summer by sending assistant Sammy Lee to face the media after the game.
Allardyce is understood to have told chairman Phil Gartside he intends to quit the Reebok Stadium this summer.
But Lee said: "It's just speculation. But Sam has been ill and he didn't travel down with the team - he came down this morning. So that is one of the reasons for my appearance.
"At the moment, as far as we are concerned, it is only speculation. As soon as we know anything about that, we'll let everyone know."
The speculation certainly did not seem to affect Bolton's players who recovered from Chelsea's first-half fightback to snatch the vital leveller.
Lee added: "There's a misconception going around about Bolton. We don't feel we get the credit we deserve.
"But we are just trying to get as high up the table as we possibly can. We are desperate to get into the Uefa Cup and delighted to get another point today. We got into their faces a bit more in the second half."
But while Mourinho had almost conceded the title to Manchester United, Lee insisted that everything was still to play for.
He added: "Until it is mathematically impossible, I am sure Chelsea will keep on fighting.
"I have too much respect for both teams and there is still a lot of football to be played."
from:msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer

Abbey Clancy:Shittest gift giver EVER

After she gave Peter Crouch a bubble gum maker for Christmas while he gave her a car, she goes and does this stupid shit.She buys him a effin spa pedicure machine thing.

WAG Abbey Clancy picks up a gift for her lanky footballer fella Peter Crouch yesterday — a soothing foot spa.
But the BIG question was whether the 6ft 7in Liverpool striker’s giant Size 12 plates of meat would ever fit inside it.
In any case, it gave a whole new slant to the Kop’s favourite chant for Crouchy: “He’s big, he’s red, his feet stick out the bed, Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch.”
Model Abbey, 21, spent hours trawling Liverpool looking for the perfect prezzie for the towering England international, whom she has been dating for 18 months.
Then she hopped on a train to spend the weekend with his sister in London.
Goal ace Peter, 26, has been spotted eyeing up rings — sparking rumours of an engagement.
He was seen in a posh Manchester boutique earlier this month.
Abbey clearly feels the pair have a bright footure toe-gether.

from:thesun.co.uk

Cheryl Cole fancies "The Special One."

WATCH out ASHLEY COLE — your wife is after your boss.
GIRLS ALOUD star CHERYL has revealed she fancies Chelsea coach JOSE MOURINHO and is especially attracted by his arrogance.
So after his ridiculous cocky outbursts at Liverpool boss RAFA BENITEZ this week, she must be very excited indeed.
Cheryl admits: “He’s definitely got something about him.
“He has a presence and a lot of charisma and I think everybody loves a little bit of bad-boy arrogance.
“He’s stylish and a little bit older, so yes, I’ve got a twinkle in my eye for him.”

Calm down, Cheryl, please. If the self-proclaimed Special One’s head gets any bigger, he won’t be able to get it down the Stamford Bridge tunnel.
Ashley may have to keep an eye on Jose but at least he has fewer worries about leering clubbers these days.
Since marrying the England star last summer, Cheryl insists she has swapped her posh frocks for an apron and become a keen baker.
She says: “Party Cheryl has been put in a box for the time being.”
I’ll remind her of that next time I see her stumbling out of a club.
In an interview with Metro Radio’s breakfast show, broadcast this morning, Cheryl also insists Girls Aloud will be together for at least one more album.
And she reveals that she is not ready to work as a judge on a talent show — yet.
Mourinho ... special
The singer owns up to almost signing up for SIMON COWELL’s new show Britain’s Got Talent. She has also been tipped as a new X Factor judge.
But she insists: “My career first and foremost is with the girls, that’s what I love doing.
“Something like X Factor isn’t on my radar at the moment. I don’t feel in any position to be judging other people. I was going to do Britain’s Got Talent, because that’s different things like dancing and juggling.
“I would have probably enjoyed that, but it’s just not what I want to do at the minute. It’s maybe something for the future, after Girls Aloud.”
The future looks rosy for in-demand Cheryl, whatever she decides to do, but she does have one complaint — being called a WAG.
She says she finds the term “degrading and offensive” for women with lives and careers of their own.
Cheryl certainly isn’t just a WAG. She has her eye on music and TV success — and of course, Jose.
Ashley better watch out or he’ll be left back indoors.

from:thesun.co.uk

Roo has a close call

WAYNE Rooney had a lucky escape when he hit a bad corner — and went for a terrifying spin in his new Lamborghini.
The Man U and England ace was driving to a restaurant when he lost control of his £200,000 Italian supercar.
Roo, 21, ended up facing the wrong way on the busy A6 between Manchester and Macclesfield.
But he escaped unhurt and was able to restart his Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder. Next day striker Rooney — hero of United’s 3-2 Champions League win on Wednesday — told team-mates about his close shave.

A source said: “Wayne had a real fright. The car is seriously powerful. He only had it delivered a week or so ago and was finding out what it could do. He learned his lesson and is taking his foot off the gas now.”
Rooney ordered the car before Christmas. It does 0-60mph in 4.3 seconds and has a top speed of 195mph.

from:thesun.co.uk

Becks can now be known as Alan Smith Jr.

DAVID Beckham was dubbed Marilyn yesterday after dyeing his hair blond like movie legend Monroe.
The ex-England skipper tried to hide his white barnet under a blue hat as fans watched Real Madrid training.
But playful stars took turns to try to whip it off.
Brazilian Robinho almost got a grip, but laughing Becks spun away. He later gave onlookers a peek and said he was bored with brown locks.

UPDATE: Footie Mad has learned that Becks has dyed his hair for a photoshoot, and not just “for fashion’s sake.” THANK GOD!

Coleen almost steals the show from Wazza at AC Milan match

COLEEN McLoughlin almost stole the show from goal hero Wayne Rooney by roaring up to the AC Milan match in his supercar.But the WAG almost spoilt her spectacular entrance in the new Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder as she had a little difficulty parking it.Footage filmed by a fan showed Coleen, 21, appearing to stall the flash 193mph motor in the Old Trafford car park.And she then seemed to take up four spaces before cheering on her man in Tuesday’s Champions League semi-final.Coleen’s show-stopping arrival was just as sensational as Roo’s match-winning double in United’s 3-2 first-leg victory. One fan said: “Coleen knows how to make a big entrance. “As she drove into the car park everyone was really impressed and we were trying to see who was inside. But there were a few giggles and ‘woman driver’ jokes when we saw her have trouble parking.“Who wouldn’t be nervous about a car that valuable?”England talisman Wayne, 21, only took delivery of the black beauty a few days ago. With extras it cost a cool £200,000.Car insurance companies Churchill and Direct Line said they would not insure a driver on such an expensive car until they were aged 25, when the quote would be close to £5,000.

from:dailystar.co.uk

Posh loves bags

HARDMAN Vinnie Jones has put the boot into David Beckham – by claiming he is only moving to America to carry Posh’s handbags.The footballer-turned-film star insists the real reason for Becks’s £128 million switch to LA Galaxy has nothing to do with sport.And he reckons the former England skipper will be spending more time running after wife Victoria, 33, than wowing US sports fans on the pitch.Cheeky Vinnie, 42, could not resist giving Becks a handbagging during an American chat show appearance.Asked by host Craig Ferguson whether Beckham would “make a difference” to Major League Soccer, he grinned: “Well, he’s only coming to look after Posh’s handbags isn’t he?”It looked like Vinnie’s next booking could be a comedy club as he had the audience in fits of laughter and Scottish comic Ferguson, 44, also seemed to get a kick out of the gag.He joined in the fun, saying: “Be fair, David’s got his own handbags to look after. He can’t be looking after Posh’s handbags too.”It is not the first time Jones has had a go at Goldenballs and, despite taking Hollywood by storm himself, the Mean Machine star scoffed at suggestions Becks, 31, could follow in his footsteps with an acting career.He sneered: “Maybe he should consider a role as either Bill or Ben in The Flowerpot Men.”

From:dailystar.co.uk

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